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The rule that decides what it costs to outrank someone, and the reasoning behind picking it. This page is not linked from the navigation — you found it on purpose.

next minimum total = B + ⌈BαB is the bid you are trying to beat. α is the only thing to choose.

α = 1 is a flat percentage: taking the top costs the same fraction at every size, forever. α > 1 turns the leader into a fortress — the higher they climb, the proportionally harder they get to touch. α < 1 does the opposite: raises still grow in dollars, but shrink as a share of the bid, so the top stays reachable however high it goes.

We use α = ½. The raise is √B.

What it costs to take the top spot

Required raise as a share of the bid being beaten. Both axes are logarithmic, so a power law is a straight line and α is its slope.

Flat $1 (α = 0) 2% of bid (α = 1) √B (α = 0.5)
100%10%1%0.1%0.01%$2$10$100$1,000$10,0002%√B$1$2 → +$2$25 → +$5$100 → +$10$300 → +$18$1,000 → +$32$5,000 → +$71

Hover the plot to probe the √B rule.

Try it

Calculator
Their total$300
Raise — ⌈√300+$18
As a share of their bid6.0%
You must reach$318

Why α = ½ and not something else

It is not a tuned constant. The system contains exactly two natural quantities: the smallest unit of money ($1) and the current bid (B). √B is √(1 × B) — the geometric mean of the two, the exact midpoint between them on a multiplicative scale. Every other value of α is a preference. This one is a derivation.

It needs no floor. √B never falls below $1 for any bid of $1 or more, so the rule is a single expression with no special case bolted on. A flat percentage collapses below $50 and has to have a minimum patched in, which is exactly where arbitrary numbers creep into a system.

It is the counterweight to bids being permanent. Nothing here expires, so the standing risk is a category going dead under somebody who parked high early. Under α < 1 the leader’s wall grows in dollars but shrinks as a share — $71 to take a $5,000 position is 1.4%. Big money buys real distance from the pack. It never buys immunity.

The shape of it

√B is harsher than a flat 2% below about $2,500 and gentler above it — the two cross exactly where √B = 0.02B, at B = 2,500. So the bottom of the board is not churned for pennies, and the top never becomes unreachable. The rule corrects itself in both directions.

To beatFlat $12% rule√B ruleNew total
$2+$1+$1+$2$4
$25+$1+$1+$5$30
$100+$1+$2+$10$110
$300+$1+$6+$18$318
$1,000+$1+$20+$32$1,032
$5,000+$1+$100+$71$5,071

Climbing from $2 to $5,000 one raise at a time takes 4,998 raises under a flat $1, 395 under 2%, and 139 under √B.